“Covfefe” Means Trump Writes and Sounds like A Kindergarten Dropout

Got it! “Covfefe” is the nuclear code for the Kremlin. C is for #3, and so on By Ilene Proctor This story is better than when President Clinton tried to define what the word “is” is. This vocabulary-challenged president has the whole word scratching its head, not about the real meaning of “Coyfefe” but to get the lice of this president off our collective brains. White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer timorously told reporters during an off-camera gaggle on Wednesday that President Trump’s “covfefe” tweet wasn’t a typo and Americans shouldn’t be concerned that our president isn’t a dope and is a macho genius- in disguise as a dope. . “The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant,” Spicer told reporters. Some reporters laughed when Spicer refused to admit that Trump simply made a mistake and the press secretary ignored requests for clarification. Because this president never thinks about what he thinks about, Trump confused his Twitter followers when he tweeted a sentence arrested in mid thought , “Despite the constant negative press covfefe,” just after midnight on Wednesday morning. He later deleted that 1/8th of a thought, and posted another tweet that teased the “true meaning” of the mystery word. And, because he has a congenital disability to claim responsibility for the massive mistakes he makes, he blamed the rest of the world on their inability to comprehend his brilliance. The bizarre, misspelled message sparked an immediate, collective “WTF?” on social media, catapulting “covfefe” to the top of Twitter trends as people tried to figure out what on earth the president meant. The tweet was up from about 12:06 a.m. ET until 5:48 a.m. — and fin al word even Merriam-Webster poked fun at the president.