GOD SAVE AMERICA FROM TRUMP

GOD SAVE AMERICA FROM TRUMP BY Ilene Proctor Trump talks loudly, but carries a tiny weeny stick. Straight out of the twilight zone that is Trump’s brain when he completely fabricated telephone conversations with the leaders of both the Boy Scouts and Mexico, In the real world, Trump's real conversations with world leaders have been leaked which show a weak, vain, pitifully paranoid and painfully vain and insecure Trump, talking tripe just a few days after his inauguration. Even a seven year old realizes that when he lies, there’s a possibility that his lies will be discovered. Wonder why our 71 year old slightly retarded president hasn’t learned this fundamental childish lesson. Listening to this publicly boastful Trump, privately begging the Mexican President to NOT talk about how they won’t pay for the wall because its so bad for his image, the novice politician pleads. EMBARRASSING! First, his call with Mexican President Peña Nieto on January 27, after Peña Nieto cancelled a trip to D.C. following Trump's signing an executive order to begin construction and tweets about how Mexico is totally going to pay for it. Peña Nieto kicks it off, reiterating "we find this completely unacceptable for Mexicans to pay for the wall that you are thinking of building."WEAKLING1 This is what the president said to Nieto that should make every American squirm? "In the latest election, I won with a large percentage of Hispanic voters. I do not know if you heard, but with Cuba, I had 84 percent, with the Cuban-American vote. But overall generally, I had well over 30 percent and everyone was shocked to see this. I understand the community and they understand me, and I have a great respect for the Mexican people." And did you hear about my inauguration crowd? "In Ohio, they are having rallies for Trump right now because Trump has taken a hard stance on Mexico. We lost a lot of factories in Ohio and Michigan and I won these states—some of these states have not been won in 38 years by a Republican and I won them very easily. So they are dancing in the streets. "DILUSIONAL! Yes. Millions of Mexicans dancing in the streets.. This is all in the context of a border tax proposal that Trump has been harping on in the call, which is news to Peña Nieto, who mentions that he hasn't heard this one before. No, insists Trump. "I have been telling this to every group of 50,000 people or 25,000 people—because no one got people in their rallies as big as I did." Then you get to the heart of the matter: the wall and who is going to pay for it and how it doesn't really matter who is paying for it. It’s appearances sake that really matters to the Orange Carnage. What matters is Trump being able to continue to say Mexico is paying for it. "I am willing to say that we will work it out, but that means it will come out in the wash and that is okay." Oh, and "I know how to build very inexpensively, so it will be much lower for you than these numbers I am being presented with, and it will be a better wall and it will look nice." BLOWSOFT! Did I mention the patronizing? There was a lot of patronizing. Trump consistently calls the president "Enrique," while the Mexican president never breaks protocol, even when bombarded with Trumpisms, and calls him Mr. President. Even when Trump tells him about the bad hombres and lectures him about how Mexican "citizens are being killed all over the place, your police officers are being shot in the head, and your children are being killed."BULLTURD! There's a novel to be written about the call with Peña Nieto. There's a very dark screenplay in his call with Australian Prime Minister Turnbull who gets the full force of Trump's paranoid narcissism and in which Turnbull tries and utterly fails to get Trump to understand the complexities of an agreement Australia made on immigration with the Obama administration in which Australia agreed to take Central American refugees in return for the U.S. taking 1,250 (it's 5,000 or 2,000! insists Trump) economic refugees from Iran, Pakistan, and Afghanistan. THICK PRICK! Trump is sure this agreement was made to make him look bad. "This is going to kill me. I am the world's greatest person that does not want to let people into the country." Okaaay. "It makes me look so bad and I have only been here a week." "Okay, this shows me to be a dope. I look like a dope." Then he proves he's a dope. BEYOND STUPID! Trump: "Does anybody know who these people are? Who are they? Where do they come from? Are they going to become the Boston bomber in five years? Or two years? Who are these people?" Turnbull: "Let me explain. [Unspoken: "For the umpteenth time.] We know exactly who they are. They have been on Nauru or Manus for over three years and the only reason we cannot let them into Australia is because of our commitment to not allow people to come by boat. Otherwise we would have let them in. If they had arrived by airplane and with a tourist visa then they would be here." Which gets Trump totally befuddled. "What is the thing with boats? Why do you discriminate against boats? No, I know, they come from certain regions. I get it." You really have to feel for Turnbull with this guy. His response, "No, let me explain why," is uttered again and again in the conversation, while Trump keeps coming back to how stupid this is going to make him look when he's banning refugees but then has to do something human. It all made Trump so cranky he just wanted to call his friend Vladimir again. "I have had it. I have been making these calls all day and this is the most unpleasant call all day. Putin was a pleasant call. This is ridiculous." PUTINESQUE PERSONALITY! SIGNS THAT THE TRUMP IS A WANNABE HITLER \