KIM KARDASHIAN PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE

KIM PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE I pledge allegiance to Kim Kardashian and the United Status of America, one nation, under Pucci and Gucci and American Apparel , with loyalty to me and Kanye, with luxury and glamour for all, The new abridged Constitution of the United States of America We the people of the United States, in order to form a more blessed union do ordain this updated Constitution for the United States of America. Amendment 1 Congress shall make no law abridging the rights of everyone by law to include Kim is every sentence uttered, thereby enhancing the eloquence and freedom of our national dialogue and speech. Amendment 11 A well regulated citizenry, being necessary to the image of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bare arms, and dressed to the nines shall not be infringed Amendment 111 Oh, this is getting to be all so b-o-r-i-n-g. Only the first two are important anyway.